I work at a pet store and constantly have customers that ask me to get stuff for them then yell at me because "this harness is pink and my dog is a boy" or "this carrier is blue but my cat is a girl" like!!! A) you never mentioned the sex of your pet and I'm not a mind reader and B) your pets don't care! Stop enforcing arbitrary gender roles on your pets that literally can't even see the colors!
every time i massage moisturizer onto my face i feel kin with those evil witches in stories obsessed with youth and beauty….they did nothing wrong, ever,
